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| True Love | |
| Don't ask the person who loves SOMEONE, But ask the person who has LOST the SOMEONE, HE ONLY CAN FEEL THE TRUE LOVE
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| 16:34 | 14/Jun/2008 |
| True Love | |
| Don't ask the person who loves SOMEONE, But ask the person who has LOST the SOMEONE, HE ONLY CAN FEEL THE TRUE LOVE
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| 15:08 | 3/Jun/2008 |
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| Hello! Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth.. 2 Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there 3 A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". 4 A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab !. 5 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. 6 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? 7 Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED! 8 19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18... 9 A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" 10 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". 11 Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager." 12 Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-= 13 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes! 14 SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... 15 One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... 16 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. 17 Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa 18 ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER 19 Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first. 20 A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me. 21 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.! 22 A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" 23 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... 24 What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes. 25 Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'........... Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. 26 WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY? ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE. 27 Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 28 A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR 29 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was driving.. 30 Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! 32 Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast. 33 Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.. 34 A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM". 35 Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!" 3 6 Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
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| Binu Abraham | 16:15 | 29/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (300)
| City: Cochin
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| 5 Minutes for Poor |
| Welcome to 5 Minutes for PoorAre you willing to spare 5 minutes for the poorAre you willing to spare 5 minutes a day for the poor. If so, you can help hundreds of poor/orphan children with food, clothing & education. Most of us have good education and enjoy good food every day. But there are millions of children who are deprived of both good food a...
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| Sami Ahmed | 11:35 | 28/Jun/2008 |
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| A Tale of Love |
| “I may have to go to US for three months,” she said. He was surprised. “What! You are going to US?” His first thought was how she could go away from him so far for three long months. His second thought was why not? Everybody longed for such an opportunity. Even he was trying hard to go onsite so that he could earn more money and better career oppor...
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| anilairen | 02:01 | 30/Jun/2008 |
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| SAi Baba Assurances |
| Sai Baba made eleven assurances to his devotees:Whosoever puts their feet on Shirdi soil, their sufferings will come to an end. The wretched and miserable will rise to joy and happiness as soon as they climb the steps of my Samadhi I shall be ever active and vigorous even after leaving this earthly body. My tomb shall bless and speak to the needs o...
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| Ramya | 15:22 | 14/Jun/2008 |
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| "True Friendship" Friendship is like the sun above thats always shining bright, Friendship is like a golden smile that warms the coldest night, Friendship is a priceless gift of faithfullness and grace, and nothing in this world could ever take true friendships place..
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| sugreev | 13:37 | 5/Jun/2008 |
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| about love |
| love is life. i think every man do love every person & every part of nature
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| A S | 21:53 | 23/Jun/2008 |
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| Am off to Bangalore |
| Well folks, i am off to Bangalore tomorrow. I take off at the unearthly hour of 7.50 a.m. which means that i have to leave my house at 6.30, while all of you'll are busy snoozing!! :(I will be in Bangalore all of this week. (Come back on sat morning) and though i already have way too many outstation friends a few more can not hurt. :) so anyone w...
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| Mumbaikar bi... | 15:33 | 27/Jun/2008 |
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| Apun ki tou nikal padi reeee............... |
| Oye Pakiya…..yahooooo…….a..re apun ka tou life set ho gaya yaar , Bole tou ek dum fit…are tere ko malum apun ke kitne naye dost bangayele hai..dost bole tou ek dum Hi-Fi.. haa aaur girlfriends bhi…apun ka life abhi ek dum patari pe aagyela hai, apun sala ek chota sa kholi banana ke vaste iss taapu pe aaya tha lekin mere kholi ko mere idhaar ...
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| ma ya | 21:26 | 21/Jun/2008 |
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| zara si dil me.jannat |
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| Yehhhh…Zara Si Dil Mein De Jagah TuZara Sa Apna Le BanaZara Sa Khawbon Mein Saja TuZara Sa Yaadhon Mein BasaMein Chahun TujhkoMeri Jaan BepanahFida Hoon TujhpeMeri Jaan BepanahWooooo Hhhhooo Ooohhhh Hooo… Zara Si Dil Mein De Jagah TuZara Sa Apna Le BanaZara Sa Khawbon Mein Saja TuZara Sa Yaadhon Mein BasaMein Chahun TujhkoMeri Jaan BepanahFida Hoon...
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| Kamlesh Jadhav | 12:50 | 28/Jun/2008 |
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| Abdul Kalam Azad |
| An excellant saying................by ABDUL KALAM AZAD "The dream is not what you see in sleep, BUT Dream is the thing which dos'nt let you sleep"
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| rajput singh | 06:45 | 11/Jun/2008 |
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| aplication 4 the POST,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,... |
| CAN U BEAT THIS RESUME !!!!!!!!!!!!! ?????? RESUME / C VEDUCATION /Qualification: 1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College , Cambridge , 1955 and 1957; Wrenbury schola...
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| vijayaram reddy | 19:21 | 20/Jun/2008 |
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| KANAKA DURGA |
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| సాక్షĹ 4;తు కనకదుĸ 0;్గా దేవి సాక్షĹ 5;గా -కవితన 49;నా, కవిత్ĸ 5;మన్నా ...
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| Harsha | 20:30 | 10/Jun/2008 |
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| feelin' bad cuz you aren't boss?? |
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| Feelin' bad 'coz you aren't the boss???Here's a story for you then...Long long ago when god first created a human being, all the body parts started arguing about who the boss should be.Every body part had a say of its own.Brain said, "I control, so naturally I should be the boss".Hands said, "who cares?..I do all the work".Legs said, "I ...
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| Anu | 20:33 | 22/May/2008 |
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| Love |
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| Recently I read this poem I think every one who fall in love, love it.... 1 Loving in truth, and fain in verse my love to show, That the dear She might take some pleasure of my pain: Pleasure might cause her read, reading might make her know, Knowledge might pity win, and pity grace obtain; I sought fit words to paint the blackest face of woe, ...
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| neelam sharma | 19:23 | 20/Jun/2008 |
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| The golden cage |
| The Golden CageThe girl in the golden cagesinging everyday!various melodies...sad and blissfulconfined to the cage!many people camesaw the birdwith golden cage..and turned away!One day..An angel camesaw the bird with golden cage..stopped bylistened to the melodiesall at once..fell in love!He slowly opened the cage..Bird came out with the confidence...
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| asha | 16:05 | 23/Jun/2008 |
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| journey of life |
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| hi friends! around 4 years ago,i was suffering through a chronic disease n after a long treatment of about 2 years, i gained health. why me? when something bad happens,we often think the sitution is unfair.yet if we were 2 really look at life, realizing ...... we have done nothing2 deserve it,yet he still chose us.next time somet...
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| narendra shah | 15:52 | 29/Jun/2008 |
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| DOORWAY TO A NEW LIFE |
| When everything is taken away from us, we become grounded in reality very quickly. A sage was once asked why he was so happy, he responded,"I have nothing left to lose !". Being grounded in reality happens in that split second when we know all is lost ; a moment before the car crash, a moment after the diagnosis.The reality we then face is quite di...
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| balu krishnan | 05:54 | 6/Jun/2008 |
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| World Environment Day on 5 Jun 2008: Kic... |
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| "What we need is action to slow, stop and then to reverse the growth of global greenhouse gas emissions. A transition to a low carbon economy is essential to achieving this," World Environment Day is celebrated on 5 June each year to increase environmental awareness and action. This year’s focus is on climate change, with the theme, Kick the Habit!...
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| Himanshu Aga... | 20:05 | 25/Jun/2008 |
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| God made the world with a heart full of love,Then He looked down from Heaven above,And saw that we all need a helping hand,Someone to share with, who'll understand.He made special people to see us throughThe glad times and the sad times, too;A person on whom we can always depend,Someone we can call a friend.God made friends so we'll carry a partOf ...
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| anil verma | 01:17 | 30/Jun/2008 |
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| ANSWER OF QUESTION - 2 |
| 2. EXPPECTETION- I am not saying you can not expectetion from any other persson or closed relationship, please understand i am saying only if you have expectetion from others and want his/her complet your expectetion than frist you complet expectetion of others. Example - agar aap chahte hai ki anay vaykati (chhote or bare ) aapki ijjat kare toh pa...
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| Lovely Views | 12:39 | 27/Jun/2008 |
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| Those College Days!!!!! |
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| Those days were fun!!the fun of freedom from school dressesthe fun of freedom from the binding school timings Those days were fun!!the fun of bunking classesthe fun of moving in U-Specials Those days were fun!!the fun of seeing the colorful dresses of girlsthe fun of hearing colorful talks of guys Those days were fun!!the fun of missing classes for...
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| Pragati | 16:03 | 6/May/2008 |
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| SHAYARI |
| AAP KO MISS KARNA ROZ KI BAAT HAI, YAAD KARNA AADAT KI BAAT HAI ,AAP SE DUR REHNA KISMAT KI BAAT HAI,MAAGAR AAP SE MILNA NASEEB KI BAAT HAI. MAUT KI GODI MAI JAB SONA HOGA,NA KOI TAKYA NA HI KOI BICHONA HOGA,HUM HONGE BUS HAMARI TANHAYI HOGI ,AUR KABRISTAN KA EK CHOTA SA KONA HOGA.
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| praveen sharma | 16:08 | 26/Jun/2008 |
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| Around the World |
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| Come with me a little while.Come with me a little while, and wander around the world,cross the misty mountain ranges where shooting stars are hurled,listen to the cuckoo song with Issa on the hillside,and like young Wordsworth wonder where the owner now abides.Wait for the night"s star spangled light illuminate the sky,and dream a dreamers dream wh...
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| sheik maideen | 10:59 | 24/Jun/2008 |
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| It's very easy to keep a woman happy....... |
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| 1) How to Keep a Woman Happy:It's not difficult… Just a few things…!!!All you have to do is to be:1. A friend2. A companion3. A lover4. A brother5. A father6. A master7. A chef8. An electrician9. A carpenter10. A plumber11. A mechanic12. A decorator13. A stylist14. A sexologist15. A gynecologist16. A psychologist17. A pest exterminator18. A psych...
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